The Choice is Yours.

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EITHER WAY, YOU’VE GOT A MOUTH FULL OF GOLD.

Thank YOU, Flava Flav, for all that you do.

STAY FRESH. STAY FULL OF FLAVOR.

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BTW, FUN FACT: GOLD GROWS ON TREES.

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Convenient Berries.

It’s me again, and I have the real scoop on kiwi.

Kiwi is a berry.

Got a big fresh kiwi?  Cut it in half, use a spoon to scoop out the juicy berry goodness, and eat it.  You can eat the fuzz too, but that is not necessarily a popular practice.  Feel free to eat the seeds.  Everyone’s doing it.

Too busy for utensils to enjoy some delicious kiwi?  Well there is a solution for YOU.

Introducing…

Kiwi’s cousin, the BABY KIWI.

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Don’t let the name fool you.  Baby kiwis are not just immature kiwis.  Baby kiwis are a botanical cousin of the bigger brown fuzzy kiwi.

Baby kiwis are the size of really big grapes or grape tomatoes.  In case you were not aware, both grapes and grapes tomatoes are berries too.

Sometimes baby kiwis are called kiwi berries, but all kiwis are berries.  Even big kiwis are berries.

BUT WAIT!  THERE’S MORE!!!

BABY KIWIS ARE CONVENIENTLY FUZZ-FREE.

Check YOUR local produce section for these poppin’ fresh super snacks.  If the fruits and vegetables person does not know what you are talking about, make sure to educate him or her.

These sweet snacks generally come in a 6 oz. clamshell, but I would prefer a 5 lb. box of fresh baby kiwis.  If the fruits and vegetables person has never heard of baby kiwis, tell him or her that they are packed in 5 lb. boxes.  Trust me on this one.

Baby kiwis.  We all need ’em.

 

If lovin’ kiwis and Will Smith is a vice, GOOD.

More Seriously Fun Facts.

We have established that tomatoes are indeed furniture and fruit, specifically berries.

In 1893, the US Supreme Court ruled tomatoes a vegetable to settle a tariff dispute because merchants were selling them as vegetables.

SHUT UP! you might say.

WELL GUESS WHAT!!? THESE FACTS GET EVEN MORE FUN!!!

A hesperidium is a berry with leathery skin that contains oils.

ALL CITRUS FRUITS ARE HESPERIDIUMS.

That’s right!

ALL CITRUS FRUITS ARE BERRIES.

INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

  • Oranges

  • Tangerines

  • Grapefruits

  • Lemons

  • Limes

  • Kumquats

The list goes on and on.

ALL BERRIES.

These juicy fruits are actually SWEET AND SOUR BERRIES.

If you didn’t know, now you are aware.